Cider is just applejuice flavored beer

I had a double-sized black russian on the rocks with an empty stomach (count those prepositions) and I'm hammered. Geez.

It saddens me that my darling little kitten is not the most "social" of animals. I took her over to Iris's place tonight and she would have killed either of the cats there had they gotten within five feet of her. She hid behind the couch hissing like it was her JOB. She eventually relaxed enough to sit with me on the couch as I read one of Iris's many many sex books, but she wasn't having anything of the other two kitty-katz there.

She was hostile.

I wish she was more social, but it may just take some getting used to. I spoil her rotten and lavish her with attention; human attention. Other cats, obviously, freak her out. Sad day.

I say X-Men this afternoon, and I must say that it was one silly good movie. Well cast, good acting, but a much more shallow plot and the action scenes didn't give me any goosebumps, but it was still entertaining. It isn't any fault of the actors or producers. We can watch Heroes on Monday nights to see super powers in affect: we need not shell out $8 for a movie ticket to see it... ...with less character development. If they give the Cheerleader adamantium claws, Marvel Comics might as well pack it in.

Did I mention that I had one drink on an empty stomach? I'm buzzed like crazy.

I'm sure that not eating or sleeping well this week has a lot to do with it.

I'd like to share with the void my fan-state of a phenomenon called "Riff Trax" where you buy an mp3 you play along with a movie.... ...the mp3 is a few really funny guys mocking the movie you're watching. I'm currently riffing Pirates of the Carribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl and I'm trying to not pee as I laugh so hard.

If I was smart, I'd throw a Riff Trax party, because I've got the riff mp3's for roughly 10 movies. They're hilarious.

As mentioned above, I was left reading sex books in Iris's house while my little kitten Sabrina threatened boys. It brought to sharp relief that I'd like another girlfriend. It wasn't a self-help book or a volume for over the hill who need to make up for the shortcomings of their 20s. It was informitive. It talked about the emotional aspects. I'd like to think about such topics as MORE THAN an mere hypothetical.

So here's a few requests to the universe:
1. Teach my cat how to be nice to other cats.
2. Let me lose 10 lbs.... tee hee hee
3. Send me a woman I can talk to... ...and do OTHER stuff with as well. tee hee hee