More Cool Dreams

I just woke up a little while ago, and I had a really cool dream/dreams. I was trapped in a Mall for some reason, with lots of other people. It had sort of a Mad Max feel to it, but more modern with all the electricity still working, but there was still a gang/thug feel to it. I was constantly on the move, trying to get *somewhere* cutting across courtyards, getting into fights, etc. Then I think the dream changed gears or switched, because I was outside, in the rain, so I took off my leather biker jacket and found a large, black trench coat with a hood. I put on the hood and started walking in the rain with it, but the coat was dragging behind me and was getting wet and heavy. Then somehow I came upon a Darth Vader mask, and I put it on under the hood, and then instantly I was Darth Vader with force powers and all.

I then proceeded to go through the mall, still trying to find my way to *somewhere* and eventually I accumulated followers. They weren't storm troopers, but they were the Empire officers with the british accents. The coolest part of the dream was when I came across a guy I really don't like much in real life, and used the dark side to choke him to death. I really wish I had said something dramatic like "I find your lack of faith disturbing" but I'm pretty sure I just called him a dick and flung his lifeless corpse against a wall.

This is the point where I think I started to wake up because I started to actively patrol around the place for other people I didn't like because I was going to force-lightning their asses into little piles of dust. I don't remember if I actually found anyone else before I woke up, but I have a nice idea of what it would have looked like had I found them.

I'm a little disappointed there was no lightsaber action, but I think this was more of a dream about dominance over my enemies rather than persevering through their bullshit. It may not have been the Jedi way, but damn, the dark side felt goooood. I remember hearing someplace that they discovered an evolutionary or perhaps a biological basis for the sensation of satisfaction given when one gets revenge. I agree that it feels good. But I also remember hearing someplace that the feeling of romantic love is equivalent to eating large quantities of chocolate. So who knows what's true? But I can personally attest that the dark side is seductive and that I wouldn't mind having the power to psychically choke a few assholes to death.